Matt

Matt is a good guy. He values friendship and with stay loyal. However, matt has a dark side and cheats on his partners and betrays his friends. He is good in bed but will back-stab anyone in an instant.

“LEAVE MATT, NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE!”

by The lord has spoken. Amen. June 9, 2018

Matt

A resource to be used and disregarded once everything of value has been extracted.

I sure like using Matt and then not giving a fuck about him later!

by Not Matt April 11, 2019

Matt from Tinder

Someone you send your female significant other to have a good time with while you sit at home thinking about college boys as a ""man" in your forties.""

I told my girl to go hangout with Matt from Tinder.

by Joey Clause April 19, 2022

matt le tiss

Synonym for the word ‘piss’

I’ll be a minute just nipping for a Matt le Tiss

by Mullac4321 November 23, 2020

Matt Fucking Ridge

Destroyer of all known thotty bitches.
His giant dick is so big if you jumped off it you'll have ripped throught the fabric of time and space

Literal human embodiment of a burnin pile of unfiltered goblin shit

*cough* I would rather be analy fucked by a minion in a Chinese concentration camp the sit next to Matt Fucking Ridge.

by Rwandan genocide October 1, 2017

Matt Hay angry

Used to describe someone when a very intelligent person over 6 foot tall loses their cool. (May stomp and/or slap)

You better not get on his nerves he’ll get Matt Hay angry

by FlyyMyst27 December 4, 2019

Matt king

Matt king is a boy who is lacking in genital capacity he tries to denie these facts by saying it has actually gotten bigger but we all know that’s a lie he spends most of his life trying not to rape men who smoke cigarettes while listening to music not know by the general population

Wow matt king is really losing his butt

by The gay union of America December 18, 2017