matt

Biggest dick head in the world, think he is the strongest guy ever and wants too smash everyone that talks about a girl named Lianne, Usually they have small penis's and cant please anyone, not even himself.

Matthew Watkinson.

by matthew watkinson May 8, 2010

Matt

Matt. He’s the best boy bestfriend you could ever ask for. He dosent show his emotions often but once you really get to know him you won’t regret it. He’s really chill, funny, nice, sweet, and super caring. Not only does he have the personality but he’s also really cute. He’s a skater who loves hanging out with his friends. He never lets anyone down and will always be there for you. He’s the most caring person you could meet. You wouldn’t ever want to trade him for a different bestfriend.

Hey do you know Matt?

No but I heard he’s super chill and I guess he’s a lot of fun to hangout with.

by number#1bestie July 21, 2018

Matt

The type of person who would rather die than betray his friends or those they love. He is the strongest bravest man on earth. Matts are without a doubt the best people on earth

Did you here about how Matt got in the way of the bullet heading towards his friend?

by SteelCity8719 July 3, 2016

Matt Ayapan

A little stinker who never smiles and never shows any joy at all. He has little respect and will never do what he is told.

“ Hey Matt Ayapan, where is my muffin”
“I don’t know”
“Your days late you monkey man”

by Monkeyy maunnn September 21, 2020

Matt

A Matt is always trying to make others happy, he's a very sweet guy and he never feels like he's good enough (but he definitely is, maybe even too good) Matt has pretty dark brown eyes and dark hair. Matt's are tall an thin, like a carrot stick.

Guy1: I wish I was like Matt.
Guy2: same! Matt is lit.

by Maryn_lover November 23, 2018

the matador

1. When someone runs up on you with the intention of whipping ass and you side step then throw them down and beat the shit out of them.
2. The name given to when a chick tricks you into having sex with her on her period because like a bull you where tricked into trying to penetrate something red and undesirable.

1. Warren: I am going to get you mofo!
Me (after kicking some ass): You just got yourself the matador douche bag.
2. Nate: How was it?
Me: She gave me the matador treatment!
Nate: O, damn i hope you bought new sheets.

by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008

Matt Brown Factor

A concept to where when ever a women gazes at a man they are deterred away from him. Hence dubbing it the Matt Brown factor.

Mason: Yikes, saw a straight ten at the mall today...she walked away and gave me the stank look
Billy: Fookin hell mate must be the Matt Brown factor

by Lil Colgate May 13, 2021