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Penguin Master

Similar to 7Paul but in the form of an omnipotent being. Accepts all and controls Penguins. Has never been seen without his shades and is believed that those are the source of his power.
"Man, is that 7Paul?"
"Naw man, he's way too cool to be 7Paul, he must be a Penguin Master!"
"Man, his aura hurts my eyes when I look directly at him."
"Yeah, don't do that, you could go blind."
by 7Paul December 27, 2008
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Unicorn Master

Owner or Master of all Unicorns. If this status is achieved, servants will bring bread and other nourishment for the Master to give to his unicorns.
Said the Unicorn Master, "I require bread for my friends."
by Kozworth April 14, 2008
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Beast Master

1. A term used to define a giant didlo, usually one that looks like only a very big and dirty girl would own; or to describe a male who frequently handles large and hairy vaginas that most would keep out of at any cost
"wanna use my dildo, i have some condoms" offers the big and not so beautiful possible lesbians definite part time hooker,
" I wouldnt use that Beast Master if you paid me, not to mention the jumping bugs, it has fuckin spikes!"
by Shauna Testicles May 13, 2013
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Pit Master

When you're banging your girl bare back, while she's eating an apple, you pull out and lather her back with your natural sauce.
Guy 1: How was your night last night?
Guy 2: Great, I became a real Pit Master.
by TheWh1teSh4dow June 18, 2018
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lord master gorny

n. a person or a thing who kick's old men's arse in Mario Kart and in naked wrestling
by gorny November 9, 2007
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whore face cock master

a whore who is a mater of all cocks and or wieners
sally is a whore face cock master for stealing my boyfriend.
by Robert Micheal Terry November 20, 2007
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Master Piper

a man who is constantly layin' pipe. This man does not discriminate against who he serves. He bones all women, fat, skinny, ugly, hot, black, white, doesnt matter as long as hes layin pipe one way or another. a Master Piper is like the highest belt degree in martial arts. It takes focus, determination, discipline, and a clear conscience to become one. Once achieved, all will bow down.
Hey, see that dude at the end of the bar? Yeah, why? His names Bart, he's a legend. The dude takes home a new chick every single night, and that makes him the MASTER PIPER around here.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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