Lincoln log

A Foursome 69 where two members lie on the floor parallel to each other and the other two member position themselves over top them in a planking position. All face to genitalia, staking like Lincoln logs.
Tony: Stacy and I want to invite you and Amanda to Lincoln log tonight, you in?
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.
by Stair_Breaker November 13, 2019
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lincoln-log

a beast killa with a ten inch monster trout. weakness:anybody named addie

strength: can crush ten monsters in under a minute:

lincoln log state can be acquired by getting crossfased.
I just went sicko mode and unlocked my lincoln-log stage. time to go make love to your mother
by rawrXD78934 November 23, 2021
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lincoln-log

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute

acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.
by rawrXD78934 November 23, 2021
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standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path
Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"
by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022
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Corn on the log

When you take a nice solid poop after eating a lot of corn
by Corny girl October 02, 2011
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A-Logging

Named after Anthony "A-Log" Logatto, one of Chris-Chan's biggest detractors, A-Logging is the act of exaggerating the negative traits of a lolcow and excessively wishing harm on them to the point of which you start looking as bad if not worse than said lolcow.
Hey bro, cool it on the A-Logging. You're starting to look like a dick.
by AA-Money February 05, 2025
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Log drifter

A fart that passes past a log in your anus that's extra stank.
Jose fell out due to the log drifter I sent out. Wonder if he can taste it?
by Deadcell13 November 23, 2013
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