Jonathan

A non groovey version of Jimmy Davao who girls for 15 year olds, he sits in his van and waits for them with his mattress

Hey there's a creepy dude in the van, he looks like a Jonathan

by Highly bear July 6, 2016

Joashed

The slang term used by spasticated lamens when they are talking about soemthing "Heauge" or "Huge".

Wow, that boy is Joashed sausage.

by Rob "danger" thomson October 23, 2004

Jonas Funnel

A Jonas Funnel is where you place a satellite dish around your neck like used on dogs. Then you have people jack off into the dish like a bukkake. The dish causes all the semen to flow down towards your face and head.

I was watching this crazy japanese porn last night and they were doing a bukakke but then they took it to the next level with a Jonas Funnel.

by TheRealSuperAIDS July 17, 2009

jonathanwtfux

A awesome stickam person. loves to make rainbows and mess with people.
wtfux stands for what the fux.
usally hates on sarkis because sarkis's are losers who use girls.
wtfux is also cool and you should put wtfux at the end of your name.

guy 1 - wtfux is so awesome
guy 2 - yeah so is jonathanwtfux
guy 1 - yeah i wanna be a wtfux!
girl 1 - me too!

by jonathanwtfuxxx February 23, 2010

jonah fat butler

some one thats soooooo fat that they need to put butter on there hips to make it through the door. .. they also enjoy collecting shit tequila and they think there cool about everything...also they buy things that they think they can sell but it never really works out... p.s. they have a brother named jensen who has falling-down syndrome

holy shit! theres a jonah fat butler!!!!

by dickcheck12345 October 20, 2010

jonathan ortiz

Fag that sucks ass and can't stop jerking off

Idk I wanna jerk off Jonathan Ortiz

by Thehomievalentin January 19, 2017

jonathan ziegler

A Gift From God

Jonathan Ziegler is a gift from God.

by -JZ December 20, 2016