Jonah

A short nigga with goofy teeth

Jonah is so fucking ugly

by fukinnibr September 26, 2019

jonachoo

a pokemon with the ability to maul people with an axe, shoot people with a shotgun, beat people up with his fists, and kill his own trainer

trainer: jonachoo i choose you!
trainer: jonachoo use maul with axe!
jonachoo: i will kill you all!
trainer: good now, wait wait, NOOOOOOOOOOOO! eauh! (thud)

by Owltalon September 6, 2007

Jenasia

Black with bangs

Oooo look at Jenasia ;)

by Icarefor12you June 26, 2018

Jonah Hill

A talentless Hollywood "actor" who is only made it cos of his religion

That guy didn't deserve his job, he only got it cos of his "connections" - what a total Jonah Hill!!!!!

by enoughofthefakehistory December 26, 2016

Jonah

Huge dick sucker

Man that guys a real jonah

by Jonah's gay November 13, 2016

Jonah Resnick

A hot sexy basketball player who all the girls want

Oh my god did you see Jonah Resnick play last night I hope he likes me

by yish150 February 11, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is a member of the band Why Don’t We. He’s the hottest guy you will ever see in your life. No tea, No shade, Just facts. He’s also married to Ava Hartsell, @ softieformarais on instagram. The band he’s a member of includes Corbyn Besson -Kaylee Eslinger’s husband-, Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron, and Jack Avery. They’ve realeased many amazing songs, go listen to their songs, like idbitc and hooked. He’s from Stillwater Minnesota and has three siblings. Two younger sisters named Svea and Esther Grace, along with an older brother named Zebulon. He loves coffee and Harry Potter.

Is Jonah Marais taken?

Yeah, he has a wife named Ava

by ava frantzich April 4, 2019