splooge jelly

to exhibit large amounts of jealousy

I splooge jelly every time I see someone ridin' in a Lambo.

by JBry tha boss June 2, 2014

penis jelly

(Noun) A mix of sperm and lube that occurs after you F$#k the shit out of someone.

Dude my dick was covered in penis jelly last night.

by Drunkwonderbread August 6, 2014

poo jelly

The residuum remaining after three wipes of one cloaca. Usually a result of eating pizza or other wheat based repast the night before. The jelly usually is exacerbated with heat and sweat.

I need to go to the bathroom and clean up. I ate pizza last night and have poo jelly downstairs.

by VJ Singlemalt May 16, 2016

Mint jelly

A spread to put on meat for extra flovor also induces meow

"that mint jelly made me meow"

by skillzdavid May 15, 2016

Piss Jelly

The congealed substance normally found on toilet bowls and surrounding floor areas, normally occurs 2 years after last bleaching. Not to be confused with jelly and ice cream

I just wiped my arse and got piss jelly up my hand!

by Wivverswwww22 May 19, 2016

Sticky Jellyfish

A scrapyard manager for a large company.

Of course Toby can handle that much scrap. He's a sticky jellyfish!

by JellyBelle July 25, 2016

Genital jelly

Cut off pieces of genitalia put into a blender with strawberry jelly set to puree

Yo fam I could really go for a peanut butter and genital jelly sandwich

by XxshortkidxX January 22, 2017