Cord of wood

A bundle of wood you buy from the local supermarket they bundle with a flimsy cord. This is also the less manly version of a real cord of wood that is much larger but means the same thing.

Look at Tyler's cute cord of wood.

by T MONEY59 November 15, 2016

soaking the wood

When a girl squirts on your dick and you fuck her with your squirt dick.

Dude, Stephanie was screaming pretty loud last night. Were you soaking the wood again?

by livinfer2day March 2, 2017

Olivia Woods

A word to describe someone who is overly delusional over any political subject that mentions racism
Also someone who tries to hard to be black and tackles anyone who says "tHe N-wOrD"

Guy 1: dude, that guy just yelled at him for saying the "N-word"
Guy 2: what an Olivia Woods...ew

by Aptolpraidolweeds January 19, 2021

leo wood

the best person to ever live on this earth if ur not his friend ur literally going to die alone with a dog named Minecraft you fatass.

“Oh your not friend with Leo wood? Kill yourself”

by Pillow_head March 20, 2021

danny wood

Pretty stupid and gay

Damn Danny wood is pretty dumb and is hot for gavin

by Big booty baller April 19, 2019

ms. wood

a dumb ass bitch that has no difference between a oak wood and her, she is a bad grader that all of the kids in her class failed

student 1: how much did u get in ms. wood class
student 2: I got a F
student 1: same

by THANOS1234 March 5, 2019

Riley woods

Someone who knows dam well that you are in love with someone and he takes her away from your arms, so now you and and you used to be bff don't hang out anymore

Riley Woods is an ass hole

by Resinatedhalo45 July 13, 2022