sock porn

porn of guys using a sock as a condom.

dicks are referred to as sock cocks
Guy 1: Have you ever watched sock porn?

Guy 2: Nah, I don't enjoy sock cock that much
by I Love Mixing Salad February 19, 2017
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Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates
Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed
by emg67 February 23, 2015
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Stupid socks

Somebody that is incredibly stupid
by Smart socks April 20, 2018
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Shart Sock

A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.
Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.

Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
by Creamy Dudlius December 07, 2021
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homemade sock

A piece of fabric that can do anything it can even suck ya dick
You see my friend John right there?
He's been wearing a homemade sock on his cock lately.
Pretty weird.
by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 03, 2021
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Hospital sock

The urethra of a male patient used to smuggle drugs ( especially weed) into the hospital, when the prison wallet is unavailable due to potential suppositories.
Patient 1: How did you manage to get that joint into the hospital?

Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.
by Silver_Neon January 16, 2020
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Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)

Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
by Amski D October 05, 2008
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