dark horse

A person who is initially very reserved in a group situation (eg a workplace) and then bursts onto the scene with unexpected alcoholic and/or womanizing behaviour.

What about Paul last night? He had 10 cocktails, groped lots of girls, and ended up in a bar wearing only his pants and a reflective workman's vest. I never knew he was so wild - he must have been a dark horse all along.

by Anthony August 2, 2004

horse bite

A method employed to ball tag another guy. You tell your friend that you were recently bit by a horse. Since this is unbelievable your friend will undoubtedly ask to see it. When he does turn sideways and pull down your shirt coller as if to show a horse bite on your shoulder. When your friend unsuspectingly comes in for a peek you have hime right where you want him. WHAM! Whack him in the nuts with your hand that is appropriately positioned and aimed right at them.

"When Mike was pissing me off i showed him my horse bite."

by Pdizz November 25, 2007

Race Horse

This is pretty much a hybird of a "Snow Mobile" and a "Hot Carl" first and foremost, when doing a your partner from behind, you knock their front arms and ride them on their face, much like a "Snow Mobile" but in this case, you take a tube sock full of poo poo, and whip your partner with it, kind of like how a jockey rides a Race Horse. YA! YA! YA!

Hey baby, you mind if we play Kentucky Durby? I'll be the jocky, and you'll be the "Race Horse"

by revenkai October 11, 2006

horse riding

the act of having sex with a girl that looks like a horse.

guy 1: yo dude what do you think of samantha?
guy 2: i was actually horse riding her the other night so...

by horsaphile July 29, 2012

Dead Horse

Old saying that means what you are asking for is absolutely not going to happen.

When somebody asks for something that you're not going to give them or do for them, your response is "Sorry, but I'd say you're looking up a dead horse's ass"

by wlp1971Sept May 22, 2009

Dark Horse

A song (a great one too, although not terribly well sung or produced) and the title track of the 1974 Apple album of the same name by the late, great George Harrison. Dark Horse was also the name of the visionary guitarist and composer's record label (distributed by the Brothers Warner), which he recorded seven albums for after leaving Apple (the label the Beatles formed in 1968) in 1976. Harrison himself was also known as the Dark Horse of the Beatles, a reference to a racehorse that people bet little on in the beginning, but who ultimately outshines his competitors in the end. When you have Lennon, McCartney and Martin as your mentors and Clapton, Dylan, and Shankar as three of your best friends, you can't help but radiate brilliance, as George did — and still does. As the Man himself sang:

"I'm a dark horse
Running on a dark race course
I'm a blue moon
Since I stepped out of the womb
I've been a cool jerk
Looking for the source
I'm a dark horse."

by Victor Felix October 1, 2005

blow horse

when a human female sucks on an equestrian animals dick. More often then not, these are performed by horse-riders. This is basically an inter-species blow job.

I saw that chick giving a donkey a blow horse in the stables yesterday.

Bro, that donkey is one lucky ass.

by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011