Rusty Hook

When you stick your finger in your ass then hook it in someone's mouth.

Rusty Hook

by ExplainationOfRustyHook March 16, 2011

Dirty Pirate Hooker

A phrase that is used to greet friends and family.

"Dirty Pirate Hooker!, what are you doing? Wanna go get mega million tickets?"
"Ok, I gotta go you dirty pirate hooker."

by Parnell March 10, 2007

hook me up fat

a command to be provided with more of something

"Yo Killa D, hook me up fat with some of that sweet potato pie!"

or

-"Would you like to try some of the pea soup that I prepared?"
-"Yeah, hook me up fat."

by E Lo 11 March 20, 2008

meat hook

To "meat hook" is to lift a person by their genitalia using your bicep. The greater amount of time spent lifted, the more effective the meat hook. The "Serated Meat Hook" is achieved when ones arm is moved from side to side quickly inducing further and greater pain.

Little James pissed me off, so in revenge I Meat Hooked him as punishment. For greater effect I dropped the meat hook action whilst little James was still in the air. Little James preceded to fall on his head-A Meat Hook KO

Other Meat Hook "games" include multiple Meat Hook when one must Meat Hook as many people as possible in a selected time limit. Extra points received for Meat Hooking members of the opposite sex.

by Schaffs July 2, 2006

Rusty Fish Hook

When having sex in the doggy style position, you pop your index finger in the brown hole, then pull it out and insert into the receivers mouth. Very similar to the "Fish Hook" which is the same thing without the "rust".

So last night i was with this girl i met at a bar. One thing led to another and we ended up doggy style at her place! I thought hey, Fish Hook!! But the finger is rusty? So i did it anyway. Hence Rusty Fish Hook!!

by K&B INC November 18, 2009

hook shot

the Hook Shot is a very difficult procedure! For example when one drops his or her "apparatus" 100 iv inslin syringe on the ground and the tip bends but does not break, Leaving the end of the needle hooked.

Damn homeboy, do you have a new outfit? Yesterday I dropped my BRAND NEW ONE and Iv'e been having to do hook shot's all day!!!! Wow you have: It takes a skilled pro to pull that off!!

by DougieDougless March 29, 2008

Hook off

When you have a planned apppointment/date with someone and they cancel. They usually have a lame excuse and it gets them off the hook for the meeting.

I'm going to hook off with Mike next week.

by LKB-BKB November 26, 2010