Horse tornado

A horse tornado is a merry go round with horses as the things you ride. Often said if you can't remember the name.

Where did you take the kids today?
Oh I took them to the... Uhhh the... horse tornado

by The greatest writer July 30, 2021

mini horse

A horse breed that was created by some really smart old guys who realized they got more money for their littler ponies vs. the bigger ones. In 1978 the American Miniature Horse Association was formed (AMHA) to promote the "breed". Now these horses look like replicas of the larger horses breeds...Very very cool and fun but not good for much but winning ribbons, doing tricks, having babies, crapping all over the yard or pulling little carts. Bet you can't own just one. Suckers who get caught up own lots of them.

AMHA mini horse miniature horse equine little horse

by rightabouteverything July 26, 2010

fashion horse

A man who only wears the latest fashions, in order to place himself ahead of the competition.

He thinks being a fashion horse will land him a management position.

by lot98a October 1, 2010

Street Horse

A horse usually blond, easy to hurt and VERY shaggy, who finds himself in real world scenarios such as a classroom, or an office building. The street horse is a timid creature, it is very rare to see a street horse fully tamed. They respond best when you offer them cheap goods, such as cheap headphones or food such as Campbells chunky soup. If you see a street horse, the best course of action would be to call your building administrator and have them dispose of it.

"Holy shit dude! A fucking street horse, where did that fucker come from?"

Street horse: "Neeiiiigghhh"

"CALL SECURITY"

by xBigBlacK October 24, 2011

bareback horse riding

to ride a horse without a saddle sitting bare on their back.

I went bareback horse riding today on a horse

by rosebudford June 30, 2017

Hungry Horse

when you grow a mohawk on your neck, wear boots and bite your girl's vagina right the fuck off during sex

?yo im gonna give my girl a hungry horse when i get home tonight
i dont care if she dies i wanna chew up her vagina like blubluoblublbuuluulululblbbhhhahwhee"

by Registeel O' Neil March 21, 2019

an african horsefly

having excessively rough and raw-dog anal sex in an apartment/hotel

before the male finishes, he sicks is bare bottom out the window, and his partner gives him a blumpkin, and the fecal matter proceeds to fall down to earth.

then he throws his partner out the window and into the poop

bro 1: bro, where's your bitch?
bro 2: bro, she's in the hospital, bro!
bro 1: bro!, is your bitch okay?
bro 2: nah, bro, my bitch got 10 broken bones and a coma
bro 1: bro, what happened?
bro 2: we rented a room on the top floor, and we pulled an african horsefly.
bro 1: nice.
bro 2: nice.

by most amazing pseudonym ever!!! November 8, 2009