Happy Feet

A cruel yet funny form of torture in which the victim is tied up nice and tight then mercilessly tickled on the soles of the feet for hours on end.

"Oh no... No, not that... Not that! Not "Happy Feet!!" Not "HAPPY FEET!!" Not "Happy FEE-HEEE-HEEEEET!!!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 30, 2006

Happy New Year!

The phrase used at the New Year when the clock turns midnight and it becomes January 1.

Guy 1: Happy New Year!!!

Guy 2: Yo Happy New Year!!!

Guy 3: Yo but that New Year tho!!

Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Yo its mah boy! Happy New Year!!

Anthony Favata: Happy New Year!!

by HAPPYNEWYEAR! January 1, 2014

jew-happy

When one is/finds himself being over-enthusiastic about discovering money he did not remember he had in his pants pocket

guy: holy shit i found a dollar in my pocket

guy2: quit being so jew-happy

by jew baby September 19, 2007

The Happy Misogynist

A whiny pedantic moron, that thinks there is some vast Illuminati feminist conspiracy while seemingly ignoring the fact that their own gender runs the majority of the world (in their favor). One who is easily emasculated, and claim that women wish to oppress him. Probably, the same troglodyte that wrote “women’s rights --- ROFLOL!“ and “a woman is the useless skin around the vagina” on Urban Dictionary.

What's a man, who thinks he's superior to women (and believes he gets to determine what they think & do) The Happy Misogynist.

by Nocturnus Libertus June 16, 2013

happy tree friends

a kickass site involving cute forest animals getting killed in violent bloody accidents (cartoon)

Hey did you see that new Happy Tree Friends episode where the skunk's head gets smashed into a grill and explodes?

by Staycie June 7, 2003

Happy Clappy

Someone who thinks that everything would be alright if only people would stop complaining.

That davep's a right Happy Clappy

by Gregory Peckary September 23, 2003

happyness

LIES

I am truly feeling happyness today- said no one ever

by truthisnothappyness November 28, 2013