half brown from the top down 

When a sodomist has removed his penis from his lover's anus only to find it covered in feces. Enemas are your friend. I gots shit on mah dick.

Oh man, when I pulled it out it was half brown from the top down!
Why is our toilet plunger half brown from the top down?

half brown from the top down by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003

half-calf 

Half-calf or molado is when two parents, one being black and other white, have a kid that is not black or white, and sometimes teachers will think his spanish,

Andrew: what are u going to name your country?

Chris: since i am a half-calf i will name it, hmmm... half-calf-a-topp-u-lus

half-calf by ThisIsBlissBaby January 5, 2009

Half back crack 

An extremely unnaturally long ass crack

Look at her half back crack.

Half back crack by Sallysaidso January 16, 2009

Half past caffeine 

Approximately half an hour after caffeine o'clock, at which point a visit to the bathroom is commonly required.

Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.

Supervisor: Where do you think you're going? You just had your coffee break half an hour ago!

Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!

Half past caffeine by archangel62 May 28, 2009

half-asking, half-asked 

This is a misinterpretation by churchgoers, puritans, and girls named Theresa or Mandily of half-assed or half-assing. Please see half-assed and half-assing. If someone uses this mistakenly, you should correct them. If they are using it intentionally, you should avoid them.

T: I've been half-asking... :/
A: half asking?
T: Yeah, I go study, I start then get distracted
A: You mean half-assing...
T: *i've been
--- I think it's half-asking, half-asked
A: BAHAHAHA
T: :P
T: Lol
I see both
A: Nuh ah... *shakes head* See Urban Dictionary
T: Ahahahaha I think it's hilarious whenever you put on an attitude LOL
A: I think it's hilarious when people mix up words... I said "flice water" instead of "fly swatter" until I was a teenager.

half-asking, half-asked by ortegaaj January 21, 2013

Half-rape 

Half-rape is almost like rape (sex without wanting it from the second of both people, crime), but without undressing the other person. Just being very close to that person, kissing him etc. Similiar to touching.

Troy: Yo, dude! Did you read the newspaper?
Shawn: Nah, what's wrong with it?
Troy: It says someone got half-raped!

Half-rape by Definister June 20, 2014

half chub

1. a penis that isnt quite erect yet
2. a penis so small that when erect, looks like half chub

Natalie... im srry to tell u this, but donny was standing behind you trying to hide his half chub!

half chub by jeni525 October 8, 2006