heart shaped glasses

a nickname for a guy who has a funny shaped dick

girl 1: I always call my boyfriend "heart shaped glasses" because he has a funny shaped dick

girl 2: really?! so do I

by wjk December 19, 2007

glass back fanny

this is a person who is acting like an idiot, maybe they are being a pain in the arse. this is never a compliment and should only be used as a last resort in an arguement

floz dont be such a glass back fanny and do as i say

by David Alderson July 27, 2005

grandma glasses

Put your dick into mouth and hang your balls onto ears of your lover.

Grandma found her glasses and she is happy.

by M&M September 4, 2003

Glass Bowl

Glass Bowl: The scientific term used to describe the 'glassification' of the desert regions of the Middle East after the inevitable mass-nuking heralding the iconic end of the Bush Administration.

Jane: I heard on CNN that the Middle East will be turned into a glass bowl in 20 minutes!
John: Yeah, I'm already on the live YouTube feed!

by PiltDownMcMahon April 15, 2008

glass table

when you cum on a girls face then wash it off with piss...looks like a streaky glass table!!!

she was upset when I unloaded on he face, so I finished it like a glass table!

by Krazzzy November 4, 2006

Glasshole

A punk rocker hipster scene-ster type who wears horn rimmed, or Buddy Holly style glasses.

Usually accompanied with a zip-up hoodie, Dickies pants and Chuck Taylor shoes.

This person's perception of the world is pessimestic and/or sarcastic. Approach with caution because he's probably a jerk and think's he's much cooler than you, square.

Billy: "That guy's a creep, I said 'what up' and he snubbed me. What gives?"

Johnny: "Don't worry about him. He's just a glasshole."

by Aaron Goodyear August 8, 2005

glass factory

a place in which the production of methamphetamine, otherwise known as crystal meth, occurs ("glass" is another term for methamphetamine)

Breaking Bad Season 3

(Jesse and Walt fighting over money)
Jesse: I'm gonna run a glass factory all by myself you b**ch!

by ayeema July 20, 2012