golden necker

The act of orally pleasuring an adult man's scrotum whilst he pees wherever is acceptable.

The only issue I have with the golden necker, is that I usually get pee in my hair.

by white05shadow February 3, 2022

golden mist

When your kid pees in the humidifier and pee gets misted on every surface of the room

Every room in my house got golden misted.

by GoldenMister February 14, 2022

Golden Valley, AZ

Golden Valley, AZ is a town nearly 20 minutes west from Kingman and let me tell y'all, this is the shit hole you would not wanna live at! It's been proven that this town is the most fucked up place out of the entire state! Mostly meth heads, rednecks, and prostitutes live in this dump and if you do live here, keep yourself as secure as possible! I'd advise you don't live in Golden Valley anyways. Fuck that place!

Golden Valley, AZ is so garbage, it makes Kingman look as good as Beverly Hills!

by Shb99 March 17, 2022

Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.

My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.

by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022

Golden Moose

Where you get naked whilst wearing antlers and then you do a wee wee poo poo combo in your hands or a mixing bowl and mix it together like dough then rub it on your chest whilst the postman pegs you whilst also wearing antlers as you make moose noises

The postman delivered a fantastic golden moose this morning, it was messy and refreshing all at the same time

by BarryTingle August 11, 2022

Golden-Clover

Strong,Brave and Beautiful women

She is a Golden-Clover

by 777777777777777777777777777888 March 12, 2023

golden red flag

When you see a red flag, but you cannot run from him/her!

Person that is toxic but very attractive for somes reasons!

Edward was a real golden red flag but Bella was still ready to do everything to please him!

by Kyngofheartx June 6, 2023