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Google Person

A person, either male or female that think they know it all. They act like they have all the information when in reality is not. So they are Google persons, a sarcastic description of a know-it-all. Mostly talking without being asked.
Guy 1: Hey how can I do this?

Guy 2: Gee, I'm not sure, but lets find out.

Google Person: (out of nowhere) Hey you have to do this... and then do that.

Guy 1: Ok, We didn't asked you.
by gar-123 April 16, 2014
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google map hobo

Someone who is lost but not wanting to be found; may be under the influence of alcohol or street drugs-that for the most part of their time, during the day and night, spend walking city streets of cities in random locations throughout the world using Google Map-particularly, the street level cam option.
Bob was my best friend, until he started spending more time traveling on his computer with Google Map as a Google Map Hobo. He would much rather be "somewhere" else wandering aimlessly in some foreign city, than with me getting drunk in the bar.
by d.e.m.o. October 11, 2014
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Google Baucker

People who google a meaning and find it then bauck about it.
Thalia overheard a fact, as a Google Baucker searched and found the real truth.
by Darthmohicas August 8, 2015
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Google Alphabet

When you type each letter into Google one by one & see what the first result is. Some people post this onto Twitter.
Google Alphabet:
A is for Amazon,
B is for BBC News,
C is for Currys,
D is for Daily Mail,
by Autolectric April 2, 2016
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google punch

When you are so high and you want to Google donkey punch put repeat "Google punch"
"Look up Google punch man, it's crazy!"
by Turbonanagan May 6, 2016
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Google finger theorem

The concept that artificial intelligence like that used in self driving cars and other autonomous machines will never be fully integrated into everyday life until they can interpret human nonverbal communication in the appropriate context.
When I give a self driving car the finger and it reacts appropriately, I will know the technology is ready for prime time. This is the Google finger theorem in practice.
by Bozotexano July 23, 2016
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Google Shaming

In addition to shaming a commenter who could have easily Googled an answer themselves, instead of asking and waiting around for someone to do it for them it can mean...

Shaming someone for using Google to understand something, or as the basis of their research. Just because you didn't get it from JSTOR doesn't mean it isn't a valid place to do your research. It's about thinking critically about your sources, not just the ease with which you got them. Don't Google Shame.
Person A: I have an opinion on a subject in which I am not an expert because of the things I have Googled...
Person B: Google isn't a fuckin degree, yo! Your hardly an expert!
Person A: Duh, get outta here with your Google Shaming. I can still be an educated, multi-faceted person who can form an opinion, yo.
Person B: Why don't you kill yourself and leave the opinions to the people who actually do this.
Person A: fuckin internet comments. *sigh*
by bean, trivia queen October 31, 2016
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