French horn drill

When a guy takes a trumpet, shoves it in a girls vagina as far as it can go. Then he blows into it making it tickle. He then takes it out, cums in it, making the girl suck it out.

Nick: "Dude i just got done giving Kelly a french horn drill."
Ant: "Really?! I did it to Hannah the same day."

by BIGDICKS"R"US!! March 20, 2010

French Man

This is, in fact, an oxymoron, as there is no such thing.

What a French Man? Are you sure?

by Mac April 16, 2004

French Dippin'

When a woman with labia resembling loose roast beef sandwich, hovers over her partners face and dips, or rubs her pussy lips in the partners mouth, or on their forehead: The female equivlent of "tea bagging".

That cougar i met at the club last night was french dippin' me last night! I feel like such a whore

by R.B. Smasher February 20, 2011

French Carpool

A sex act in which one man is doing a girl doggystyle while the other is receiving oral sex and they high five over her back creating the Eiffel Tower. Meanwhile there are two girls covered in oil who ride a slip n slide under the girl having sex while one holds onto the others feet so that they slide in tandem. As they pass under the girl they push their butts up so they punch the other girl in the stomach.

I can't believe you guys didn't invite me to your french carpool, I love absurd sexual acts.

by PooDooHooDoo November 2, 2011

French Fries Tax

French fries allotted to the person picking up lunch for a group of coworkers.

"I can't wait to collect the french fries tax from my coworkers' fries on the way back to the office."

"Hey, Some of my fries are gone. Ohh had to pay the french fries tax."

by Kajun SS November 15, 2014

French Queef

When you nuts deep in a hairy french gal and the beans catch up to her then boom. french queef.

Oh damn BRO, i was dick deep in camille, and that bitch pulled a french queef.

by jamwkqwk November 14, 2016

French Fucked

The act of giving in to something regardless of it being regrettable, such as pity sex, after the stereotype of the French to surrender often.

They keep asking me to take that position because noone else will, I'll be French Fucked if that ever happens.

She doesn't like him but he wouldn't leave her alone, so she French Fucked him.

by UltimateCarnage June 4, 2017