unhealth food

The opposite of health food. You go to a "green" market for health food, and you go to a burger joint for food that is guaranteed to raise your cholesterol level to the top of the Empire State Building and load you up with a week's worth of sodium.

Yesterday I overdosed on unhealth food at the local burger place.

by TheScienceDude November 16, 2016

Food-Abs

When you go to Mahnin Asian Restaurant, and eat so much food, your stomach feels as though you have a six or possibly eight pack.

Dude I had so much fried rice, I have like eight food-abs.
Jessica's food-abs are so uneven, she needs to go to the gym.

by GrimmyMays August 13, 2014

face foods

foods that come from a source that had a face or a Mom/Dad i.e. animal, meats.

Beth, do you want a hamburger or hot dogs? " Naw man, I don't eat face foods, I love animals."

by ElDubbers January 22, 2020

Fallout Food

Types of food that will survive a nuclear attack such as twinkies and jiffy pop, and MRE's.

I keep a box of fallout food in the basement for when the bomb drops!

by Zoltar85 January 22, 2023

Food incest

When you put two foods that are made from the same base food together, some examples are:
Ketchup and salsa (Why?)
Hot dogs and pork ribs (Understandable, you can put a condom on a hotdog)
Rice and cereal (What is wrong with you?)

Person one: DUDE STOP PUTTING RICE IN YOUR CEREAL
Person two: Just try it, it tastes good I swear *-*
Person one: IT'S NOT EVEN COOKED, ANYWAYS THAT'S FOOD INCEST!

by KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKYOIN October 4, 2021

People Food

Not pet food, but people food. What you call your own food when around animals.

My cat always watches me eat; he’s got his own food, he doesn’t need any people food.

by RougeVengeance December 18, 2017

food photographer

A person who takes a picture of every single meal he/she eats and posts it on a social media, usually Instagram.

"Of all the types of people who use Instagram, the Food Photographer is probably the most bizarre."

by ParkourFactor June 27, 2016