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1- Child of their parent’s half-pibling with the other parent’s pibling.
2- Child of their parent’s half-nibling with the other parent’s nibling.
3- Child of their parent’s half-pibling with the other parent’s nibling.
4- Child of their parent’s pibling with the other parent’s half-nibling.
5- Parent's sesquiple-first-cousin.
6- Sesquiple-first-cousin's child.
7- Sesqui-first-cousin-once-removed.
My sesquiple-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022
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Marc's First Law

A law invented by Marc of The Templin Institute and introduced in the video "The Idiotic Strategy That Always Works (But Shouldn't!)":

"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."

Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
Ship Captain *Gives details on a naval assault plan*
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
by KXMR April 4, 2025
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First

Derived from the Welsh for "first" First is a synonym for cunt. The Welsh for "first" is "cyntaf" making cunt AF
We all had drymouth and that first drank all the soda
by DeepHarry October 11, 2019
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Muthead: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Muthead: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025
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Bethesda "Angel-Time" Studios: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bethesda "Angel-Time" Studios: The First Juvenile Release
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 28, 2025
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double-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Child of their parent’s pibling with the other parent’s pibling.
2- Child of their parent’s nibling with the other parent’s nibling.
3- Child of their parent’s pibling with the other parent’s nibling.
4- Parent's double-first-cousin.
5- Double-first-cousin's child.
My double-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
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