Ethan

An ethan or ethan is a underage little tard who has no manners and often late and always interupts conversations.

Guy 1: "That kids such an Ethan"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"

Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"

by DavidNipp February 12, 2010

etarded

When your retarded on the internet

Pardon my friend, he's etarded.

by Haiku Master June 29, 2006

ethanistic

the belief of rastafarianism with your main religion

someone who also likes smoking and playing an instrument

im an ethanistic jew

by etorama February 4, 2010

ethanard

Term for a person that is retarded due to alcohol consumption.

At a party after several drinks, your friend does/says something retarded. You say "Dude, you're a fucking ethanard."

by Jen in IT May 13, 2010

Ethan Halverson

A celebrity that does nothing besides grow and smoke weed, and consumes drugs on a daily basis such as cocaine, acid, shrooms, molly, and prescription pills. Above all that, he's actually really smart and everyone loves him. Once in awhile finds a hot bitch to smash

Hey did you go over to Ethan Halverson's last night?
-Nah man I need to take a break from doing drugs.

by Julius Caesar Salad January 31, 2015

Ethan Brown

A perverted or pedophilic male generally seducing larger vegan women or papayas. Portrays cannabalism whilst muffing and generally claims otherwise but don't be fooled - this is his way of claiming you.

The guy that took me home last night was such an Ethan Brown!

by psychedelicmushroom August 17, 2016

Ethan Melone

Virginian slang for a guy with a tiny Penis

I herd Richard had a Ethan Melone

by That Guy Who is COol and stuff October 20, 2016