Jonathan Earl

A motherfucking English teacher who always gives TJ 90 minutes. He always smiles at small children and he gives out fucking the most annoying homework assignments ever. He can fuck off and stop saying I'm just writing down the names of people who are being disrespectful.

"Jonathan Earl is my paaaappppi"

by -DJ_Hex-10 January 5, 2020

duke of earl

while getting sucked off, babe pulls off and you accidently squirt bijism (man goo, sperm, cum, etc.) in your own mouth causing hours upon hours of gut renching vomiting

dude, last night was horrible i gave me self the duke of earl ... man, i need to drink more pinnaple juice

by poopbandit#2 April 26, 2007

american eagle

People who are too cheap to shop at Abercrombie. And by the way niether of these stores are "preppy". Abercrombies a good store that isnt "preppy" just good clothes. American Eagle is their knock-off brand. Its for all those fags that are too chaep to pay good money for quality clothes.

American Eagle Sucks 'cause they totally take abercrombies ideas every month. Dont support them you desperate prep wannabes.

by hilton baseball player 92 April 17, 2006

Eagles Nest

When someone falls asleep with thier mouth open, rip some pubic hair out and sprinkle it in thier mouth.

Dude got the Eagles Nest when he fell asleep on the bus.

by Rageracer282 September 25, 2018

majestic fucking eagle

Majestic fucking eagle is known as Armin Arlert, the intelligent but useless piece of shit in the anime called Attack On Titan (Shingeki No Kyojin)

Well sweet mother of Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle
- Keith Shadis (Attack On Titan Season 1)

by SushiGirl2 September 17, 2017

Duke of Earl

It's when you are having sex and you pull out and turn so that your anus us over the vagina and you then shit in her pussy.

Samantha was given the title of Duke of Earl and oddly enjoyed it.

by Alpha Douche February 5, 2021

Eagles Nest

When getting a blowjob, grab the ankles of the person giving the blowjob, their stomach should be facing the ground and proceed to lift them up by their ankles while the giver holds their own ankles too. This maneuver works better if the person giving the blowjob is lying on their stomach.

Dude, you should have seen her when she was giving me a blowjob. I lifted her up by her ankles and she was shaped like a Eagles Nest.

by Michael/Scott February 20, 2009