Gradient Dump

When you take a dump and it goes from solid state to liquid dump.

I just took a crazy gradient dump today. It started out as a clean sweap, but then it turned into a liquid dump.

by Sineo January 16, 2009

Wet dump

A wet dump is when ejeculate drips from a woman's vagina in one great blob onto the clothing of her partner, or other nearby party (sleeping or awake).

"Oh shit, that girl you had last night did a wet dump on my shirt, gross".

by Cumchugger June 9, 2017

dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent

Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy

by palabra up October 16, 2010

emo dump

A sudden and surprising outpouring of emotional and/or circumstantial data.

"I just asked how he was doing. I wasn't expecting some huge emo dump."

by lovetrumpsfear October 12, 2014

Stress Dump

When you're so stressed out/pissed off that your body instantaneously voids everything that was in it. Solids, liquids, and if you're lucky maybe even a little foam. They're sudden, scary, and smell like hot death.

Arguing with the ex about the kids caused me to stress dump.

by honky barfly February 3, 2015

Visor Dump

Performing a corpse hump over the face of a dead opponent while blowing a raspberry in the mic, making it sound like you took a dump on their face.

Timmy "oh no im dead and he is going to corpse hump me"

John "No timmy, I shit on your face with my Visor Dump PHRRRRRRRPP"

by Elohelae September 29, 2009

aftershock dump

When one has a healthy bowel movement, then shortly afterward has a sudden case of explosive diarrhea.

Fred took a healthy shit after being constipated for a while, and he knew that there was an aftershock dump right around the corner.

by shreddinfred September 26, 2013