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Donut Scrotum

-Noun
A word to describe someone who is acting in a fucking idiotic manner.
by aleks henrold January 25, 2017
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Glazing the donut

Hey man, let's be glazing the donut!

Means pack the pipe
by Camdude69! May 2, 2023
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Donut Glaze Syndrome

noun

1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.

2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025
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Donuts with benefits

Holding a friends hair back so they can eat a donut
Be my donuts with benefits? I'm really hungry for one.
by CampbellFrank March 16, 2023
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donut template

Typically used as an insult:
1. A stupid unimaginative person, incapable of imaginative self-expression or creativity.
2. Another way of saying "cookie-cutter" therefore meaning Generic, uninspired, and lacking in originality.
3. A fat-shaming slur used when referring overweight policemen that are excessively fond of donuts and pastries. (mainly heard in San Francisco and Los Angeles).
4. In the mid-west US; prison slang referring to the anus of a prisoner that has become inflamed and loose through excessive anal intercourse. Also used to refer to prisoners that are accused of excessively enjoying anal intercourse.
1. I hate movies starring Adam Sandler, he is such a donut template.
2. That boy band is so cookie cutter , they should be called The tone-deaf donut templates.
3. The cops in our neighborhood are such donut templates they only leave their cruiser to go for more donuts and coffee ,... or to pee.
4. Leroy is the bitch you want to see for busting a nut in here, he's such a a donut template that he only charges three cigarettes a go.
by Terminus Est July 15, 2017
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Sicilian Donut

When a guy wants to get laid with a hot girl and the friend of the guy takes one for the team by fucking the fat friend of the hot girl
That was my hardest sicilian donut in a long time, you own me one next time
by Hidododo October 29, 2021
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jelly donut

Another way of saying you popped a girls cherry! Or when a cherry gets popped and the viganal area is all bloddy is called a "Jelly Donut"
Yeah, last night I gave your sister a "jelly donut"
by Jmac672267 July 2, 2015
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