A round, chubby puppy holding a donut. The reason why it’s goofy is because it’s sticking its cute, little tongue out all the time. You can use this puppy to cuddle with. You can also tell it all you’re stories and secrets because it will never tell. This puppy also loves music so you can sing to it to make you and the puppy feel better. Get yourself a goofy donut puppy and your life will change in the best way possible!
by jordansmymans March 2, 2019
Get the Goofy Donut Puppymug. 
a relegion where the person believes that the earth is a donut shape and that when god is bored he fucks the donut and when god comes it make humans.
humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut
other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive
-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it
humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut
other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive
-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it
that guy is believes in donutism
by pope donutist May 24, 2023
Get the donutismmug. Justin: "Have you seen that chick over there?"
Matthias: "Oh yeh. That's Khlóé. She is a donuter."
Justin: "Wow really. Same. I'm gonna go introduce myself."
Matthias: "Oh yeh. That's Khlóé. She is a donuter."
Justin: "Wow really. Same. I'm gonna go introduce myself."
by Khlóé June 2, 2017
Get the donutermug. The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.
by PeterBoner September 27, 2018
Get the Glazed Blueberry Donutmug. by Giraffe1127 November 28, 2018
Get the Donutmug. A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes
Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system
by TangyOnions May 4, 2022
Get the The donut systemmug.