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Slew Donkey

A very ugly girl who thinks shes hawt. Usually lurks around in bars and clubs waitin to sexually assault and take advantage of dumb fuck males who are too drunk to defend themselves. Usually has the name Ashley, but can apply to others who fit the description.
"Man i took that slew donkey home from the bar last night, you know, the one you took home the night before?"
by baconstrips May 21, 2012
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Sewer Donkey

When a person (either sex) is a sweet little angel, goody two shoes, whole hearted sweetheart etc, when at home/ around the community. Then proceeds to be a party hungry, attention seeking, sloppy, whore when the night falls/ leaves the country.
Friend 1 - " So apparently my Jesus loving, church camp counsellor, never been drunk in her life sister is living it up half way across the world getting wasted and getting pictures with strange dudes. Thanks for the update facebook."
Friend 2 - " Nice. Your sisters a sewer donkey."
Friend 1 - "Dick."

Randy loved going to all the bible college parties because 8/10 times he would take home a sewer donkey.
by Wayne Moonwalker May 9, 2014
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slobber donkey

A girl who will literally blow any guy that talks to her.
Don't go near that girl bro, she's such a slobber donkey, I heard she blew the whole football team in under a week.
by Urban Nugget August 15, 2016
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A donkey for a trade

An expression that refers to someone or something being traded up. An updated and more exotic way of saying "she/he is out of your league."
For example, when walking past an oddly matched couple, you may say, " that guy is a donkey for a trade." donkey trade league expression she/he exotic updated
by Penelope VonLoyder IV October 10, 2018
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Swamp Donkey

A Democrat deeply rooted in dirty or underhanded Washington DC politics.
Did you see that new Democratic Congresswoman?
Yeah... I hope she doesn't end up being a swamp donkey...
by PhoenixAscendant April 2, 2019
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Swamp Donkey

Corrupt Democrat (Influencer, Journalist, Lawyer, Leader, Lobbyist, News Anchor, News Reporter, Politician) who is a member of “the swamp”
It would be nice if Donald trump got rid of all those swamp donkeys before leaving office.
by HD9900 November 6, 2020
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Wonky Donkey

Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.
He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021
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