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Fade Doctor

A shady barber who lacks proficiency with scissors but can give you a killer fade. Consumes a lot of stimulants to enhance their performance.
I was looking a little raggedy the other day. I have a job interview coming up, I should probably go to the fade doctor.
by HAUSHAUSHAUS October 21, 2021
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Half dictator

Person 1: “well you see he wasn’t actually evil so he was a half dictator”
Person 2: “you’re fucking retarded
by DoodleGuy November 8, 2021
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Dirty Doctor

Someone who does scientific practices without qualifications
Instead of kaiser, I paid this random Dirty Doctor for a cure.
by anonymous January 11, 2022
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Dirty Doctor

Someone who does scientific practice without qualifications
Instead of a hospital I paid this random Dirty Doctor for a cure.
by anonymous January 11, 2022
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fun doctor

The doctor that tells a dead person’s relatives of their passing.
I lost my surgery privileges, I get to be the fun doctor now.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Trench doctor

by anonymous December 10, 2021
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Cotton doctor

Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.
Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor
by Lanky boi alto March 27, 2022
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