dead lobster

catchy phrase and name for the Red Lobster restaurant

Hey, how about meeting at the Dead Lobster for dinner!

by Jason November 18, 2003

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dead penis

Noun:
A term used for some poor son of a bitch who finds out that his really hot girlfriend he has been showing off to his friends and family for the last 3 months is in fact a shemale.

Verb:
Dead penising
A guy who decides to screw his 'girlfriend' anyway after finding out she is in fact a shemale because he realizes that his whole fucking life is over anyway and he might as well get what he can. Usually followed by self castration while listening to some really shitty emo music.

Hey, what happened to Wally?

Hey man, leave him alone...he's just a dead penis now.

Poor bastard! By the blood coming from his groinal area, seems like he did some dead penising.

by Kronen V May 6, 2010

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Dead rose

What you call a girl that has such a terrible attitude or is just a bitch in general you would only give her a dead rose for a flower.

Guy 1: Have you talked to Ashley?
Guy 2: Yea. She is a dead rose.

by Securitydick December 2, 2011

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Dead Soldier

An empty vial of narcotics, usally heroin.

Watch your step son, there be dead soldiers everywhere .

That nigga lives in da ghetto for real, look under his shoes, a lot of cracked dead soldiers!

by TheBunk February 8, 2010

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dead white guys

A liberal epithet directed at the men who founded the United States of America. It can also mean anyone from history who made a positive contribution to western civilization.

I don't need to study American history. It's just about a bunch of dead white guys.

In order to be on American money, you have to be a dead white guy.

What did Albert Einstein know? He's just a dead white guy.

by Gahmuret June 27, 2006

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