swamp donkey

A fat bitch that is so chubby around her vaginal area that you have to throw flour on her to find the wet spot.

Yo mama.

by northsideboys October 23, 2003

Sea donkey

A female member of the Navy. They usually are fat, ugly, and have a big butt.

Take a look at that sea donkey! She's almost as big as our ship!

by Sarah the MILF June 24, 2005

donkey dick

a penis large enough to could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some shylock's face

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

by Gnome December 28, 2005

donkey punch knock out

When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, donkey punch yourself, knocking yourself out. Going for the double knockout, fall face first into the back of the chicks head knocking her out, while still inside her you both fall to the floor.

"Louis and Tara both have concussions from that donkey punch knock out they performed lastnight."

by retarded and sexy December 17, 2008

Wanker Danker

1. Fancy Schmancy
2. Can also refer to a ritzy place (ie. Wanker Danker-ville)

"I just bought a new BMW."
"Well, aren't you wanker danker!"
or
"Steve lives in a gated community."
"Oh, so he lives in wanker danker-ville?"

by "Definintely Not Wanker Danker Kate" May 18, 2006

donkey rofl

the act of breaking out in raucous laughter while performing doggy-style sex on another person.

Joe: Hey, Steve! How was your date with Cindy last night?
Steve: It was swell until she got mad and left.
Joe: What happened?
Steve: I was performing doggy-style sex on her, and then i noticed her NKOTB tattoo on her ass and donkey rofl'd.

by wtfchat December 10, 2008

DonkeyButtox

Another term used in place of the word "JackAss"
many online sites do not allow slander so you are forced to be creative and this is what i came up with

Username: JackAss
Computer Reply:: We are sorry we do not accept derogitory language
Username: DonkeyButtox
Computer Reply: Welcome!, DonkeyButtox

by Damien McC April 7, 2008