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Depressed David

A hipster American white male who calls himself a creative but is actually self involved, self-absorbed, self serious. Most likely lives in Brooklyn, Astoria or East Village. Also have one intense hobby (such as bikes, craft beer, art haus film or photography)
He’s such a depressed David, all he wants to talk about is himself and his bike collection.
by Bitchlee May 3, 2018
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Shiny Uncle David

(No relation to shiny uncle dale) man with an extreme bald patch. shaves off his eyebrows to achieve a more cylindrical look!
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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David

I am video chatting with david. he does not have a shirt on and he is in his bed. he also has blonde hair and blue eyes and and has a large smile! he always britend my dayses. he is HAWT AS A FIRE YO! i sucked his popsickle, it was in the freezer and it was cherry flavored.
david was in a forest fire, but didnt burn cuz hes as hawt as one!
by pseudonye October 18, 2010
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david bussell

a name that means jack ass in 23 different languages.
"ew. what a david bussell."
by asdfghjklove May 5, 2009
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King David

An iconic figure from the Old Testament. He was one of the most powerful warriors and kings in history. As a boy he slayed Goliath. Later in life he killed 200 Philistines in order to marry the daughter of Saul. His only reprieve from his life of warfare were the many beautiful women that he loved.
King David was a renouned warrior and lover. On the battle field he slayed Goliath and with him tens of thousands of Canaanites. In the bedroom, he ravished gorgeous princesses the most beautiful of which was Bathsheba.
by BeastBellet November 6, 2018
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david thomas preddy

A good looking, charming male, who is outstanding in bed. who is great there hands and most men like to hang out with and who most women are attracted too. The best bf a woman can have.
that guy is david thomas preddy i wish i was like him.
by davidtp March 2, 2010
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You’re David

Someone who acts homesexual in a narcissistic way or a marriage man fucker
Stop saying men aren’t shit, you’re David as hell
by Beea June 29, 2019
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