Post Eurovision Depression

The depression you get around the middle of may, when you realize this year's Eurovision is over and wont happen again with the same artists. This may get especially worse near September when the next years Eurovision season officially starts

"Hey are you excited for next year's Eurovision? "

"No... I still have post Eurovision depression... "

by Olahatesyou October 13, 2023

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read theory depression

When you get read theory homework and you feel so upset that you want to kill yourself and smash your computer.

boy 1: Have you done the read theory?
Boy2: Nah man I smashed my computer because I got diagnosed with read theory depression.

by February 02, 2021

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Depressed Couch Farts

Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.

Did you fart?

No, those are old depressed couch farts. It escaped when I got up.

by StealthMeistro November 24, 2021

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Post Party Depression

The feeling of embarrassment and regret the day after a party.
The feeling of making a fool of yourself when you were drinking the night before even when you didn't do anything embarrassing.

Why are you so sad and distant every day after we all drink?

It's my post party depression.

by Nik-nak May 26, 2020

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Bart Simpson Depressed

They think depression is an aesthetic and prove it with sad bart Simpson edits and have a playlist named "Sad boi Hours :(" that's 12 hours long

"Hey guys I thought i would tell u i'm depressed... *Starts crying to Billie eilish*

"What is up with these bart Simpson depressed kids y'all cringe"

by s1ml0g1c July 20, 2021

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