Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking

When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?

by DrSeaman February 28, 2025

Center corner

The center of a brownie batch when the brownies around it get taken making the center become a corner

My friends took the edges around the left side of the weed brownies. Guess I get the center corner.

by Glanxing_girl123 March 23, 2025

Cathys Corner

The unofficial name of the intersection of Sooke and Otterpoint in Sooke, B.C., is named after Cathy Gouk, who founded the cafe of the same name.

If you want great food go to Cathys Corner and look for Upsooke eatery.

by doogers February 16, 2026

Kinky Corner

Kinky Corner is a fetish retail and online store that sells kink and fetish toys and equipment.

Don't Put Kinky in the Corner is the tagline or the store

Kinkycorner.ca

Kinky Corner is that retail chain that allows me to explore my kinks

Never pushing me into the corner to hid

by Spank Daddy Canada October 11, 2025

It Came From The Corner

Phrase used at the workplace to explain why a particularly stupid, out of scope, or dubious change must be made to a project, because it was handed down by a higher level manager with little understanding of the repercussions. Refers to the corner offices that most clueless managers tend to have.

Worker: You do realize that we've been working on this for 3 months, building it out as it was planned, and now you're asking us to completely change it? We've gone from 90% done to 10% done in 60 seconds.

Middle Manager: Hey, what can I tell you? It came from the corner.

by Matches10 July 11, 2010

Shit in the corner

Annoying shit that needs to be taken care of soon but not immediately.

"Why haven't you taken out the trash yet?"

"Relax women, it's just shit in the corner."

by alsalfai June 18, 2012

Poppa's Corner Store

Poppa's Corner Store - is defined as: the place where all fathers gravitate toward and disappear into. A psuedo-immortal afterlife where all the dads go to tell shitty dad jokes and relax away from the family. No dad ever abandons his family or dies, he just goes to THE corner store; and never comes back.

My dad went to Poppa's Corner Store and never came back.

by Snuzzums November 29, 2016