come to jesus

When a person masturbates in front of a picture of jesus.

"Where'd Billy go?"
"I just saw him walking into the bathroom with a joho book, guess he's gonna come to jesus."

by Postal_in_Ontario December 19, 2008

come off it

The action of a female who proceeds to have sexual intercourse with another. If a female is considered a slut she will naturally come off it much easier than someone who sucks and sits on it.

"Jennifer is really hot, but does she come off it?"

"Hey bitch, you comin' off that pussy or what?"

by A-Slam September 15, 2007

Cement Mixer

When you cum and poo in a girls mouth, then she mixes it around like a cement mixer

If you give a girl a cement mixer, theres something wrong with you.

by m0rph3us October 13, 2004

so come pinga

When a female driver cuts you off the rode, on the way to church, while you are driving at the speed limit and she is going 20 miles per hour under the speed limit, once at the red light she continues by looking at you like your crazy and then you are forced to strain your voice box and advise her of her new title. "So Come Pinga"

So come pinga aprende a manejar

by Batman Pastor June 10, 2008

johnny come lately

a man that has trouble getting his penis up.

mike had a johnny come lately moment tonight.

by amandaerinlauren February 15, 2007

come over

Using a comb to part hair over a balding area of the head; trying to hide what everyone knows is there.

See: Donald Trump
... *shutters*

by jacki May 30, 2004

Gaybe Cohen

A big fag who follows around guys who think he's gay and plan ways to get rid of him.

This gabe cohen was with us all day, it was so annoying, and gay.

by Aubrey J. Morin July 31, 2003