Corporate Coffee Drinker 

Corporate employee who has a coffee cup permanently attached to their hand and walks around socializing and pretending to work. Position unknown. Dresses sharply, makes a ton of money but doesn't produce. Likable.

Cynthia is wearing her Manolos today. Bitch is a lucky corporate coffee drinker.

Corporate Coffee Drinker by deadlyneedle October 4, 2018

Chris coffee 

A ginger piece of shit that everyone hates and looks like Ed Sheehan.

Wow that kid is a fucking loser , he’s such a chris coffee

Chris coffee by Squiddick January 3, 2019

Love Coffee 

Coffee made by Bradley Murphy, with love.

I'm going to get myself a steaming hot cup of Bradley's Love Coffee.

Love Coffee by matgorzata June 14, 2019

No-Coffee-No-Talkie 

No other person may speak until the person drinking coffee finishes doing so.

"Do not speak to me until I've drank my coffee, No-Coffee-No-Talkie." *sips* "Now, you may speak".

No-Coffee-No-Talkie by Wizerd1889 October 1, 2019

Audio Coffee 

Audio coffee is what you listen in the morning that helps you wake up enough to properly function. Some people will listen to it with or without the help of liquid coffee to fully wake up

Ron: "You ready for this test this morning?"
Tom: "Absolutely not! I am lacking my audio coffee this morning to anything complex."

Audio Coffee by Bonk_ripper November 19, 2019

Golden Coffee 

Coffee brewed with a fresh golden stream of piss

Hey bro you want a cup of golden Coffee just brewed a fresh batch

Golden Coffee by Wurmpool March 2, 2020

porch coffee 

Having coffee on the porch because your local coffee shop is closed due to COVID-19

Starbucks is drive through only, so today my friends and I are having porch coffee.

porch coffee by GullibleOne October 9, 2020