Elbows over the clown 

A action or set of circumstances or actions that are ridiculous, crazy, and unbeliveable.

Tony just drove through his car right off the peer into the lake while eating cotton candy! That is so elbows over the clown!

Elbows over the clown by Mullrock August 23, 2022

Posttraumatic Clown Disorder 

A potentially crippling psychological disorder resulting from frightening experiences, usually suffered in childhood, with dangerous clowns.

The clowns were always so friendly at first and then there was this weird thing, like a sudden switch that would occur; I can see all their faces distorted in my mind and the trigger is often just a little circus music or carnival sounds and I am right back there all over again thanks to my Posttraumatic Clown Disorder!

Posttraumatic Clown Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

Gyal clown 

Caribbean slang (especially Jamaican patois) for Simp; a male who'll do anything to please a girl (even if it would make him look like an idiot).

"oh lawd him ah gyal clown"

Gyal clown by UptownChargie October 8, 2020

down like a clown in circus town 

To be ready or available for a proposed activity.

Q: do you want to go to that party?
A: I'm down like a clown in circus town!

down like a clown in circus town by OberonCAS March 21, 2010

doubtful clown 

when your clown is being bashful and not confident with his answers

"aww... don't be such a doubtful clown..."

doubtful clown by Jane Deaux February 5, 2016

Stumps the clown 

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

Stumps the clown by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008

asshole is like a clown's pocket 

A really deep asshole.

example: Collen's asshole is so deep, her asshole is like a clowns pocket.
example: Jack's asshole is like a clown's pocket.

asshole is like a clown's pocket by TheOtherBrownMan January 23, 2014