Covid-🗽

When dictators or rogue leaders use the pandemic crisis to crack down on political opponents, such as arresting or jailing them on the excuse that they hold public meetings that do not make mask-wearing mandatory or fail to practice social distancing.

Public protests are banned in most dictatorial nations due to alleged Covid-🗽 violations.

by Covido November 14, 2020

Covid Charlie

A person who lacks any awareness of germs whatsoever. They go to work sick, wipe their nose on the back of their hand, blow their nose on their clothing, just run there hands under cool water (instead of using soap) after using the toilet, and have never washed their Covid mask.

Look at that Covid Charlie grabs his face mask, from under his pile of McDonald’s bags on the floor of his car, to go into the grocery store.

Covid Charlie showed up to work today sick. Says it’s just allergies.

by YubNub83 November 14, 2020

Covid-💉

When some countries with the capability of developing a corona vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on their competitors’ research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.

The Covid-💉 perpetrators are China, Russia, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the spying business.

by Covido November 14, 2020

Covid-🧟 ♂️

The hypothesis that zombies may be carriers of the coronavirus, which prompted the authorities to lock all cemetery gates or to have security guards patrolling the area at the request of superstitious folks to prevent these walking dead from infecting the general population.

Because the infection and mortality rates of residents living near cemeteries are above those from other neighborhoods, authorities don’t want to take any chances what if those infections and deaths were really due to Covid-🧟 ♂️.

by Covido November 16, 2020

Covid-🎰

When the odds of a young healthy person—who always wears a face mask and practices social distancing—dying from the coronavirus in a country with low infection and mortality rates are like the chances of someone hitting the jackpot twice at the casino.

Which event is less likely to happen: catching Donald J. Trump telling the truth, or being struck by Covid-🎰?

by Covido November 17, 2020

Covidean

One who has and tested positive for COVID-19

I just tested positive for covid. I guess I will be a covidean an for 2-3 weeks

by MasterD15243 November 18, 2020

COVID-hav

verb-the act of holding oneself to a high standard of behvior during COVID

Griselda struggle greatly during most of 2020. Due to her strong desire to see and be seen, she found it incredibly difficult to COVID-hav.

by Slamb Doctor November 18, 2020