Jeana ahhhhhh you’re fucking my clit so good!!!
Me Yeah it helps that my dick is so big that Goodyear has to make my condoms.
Jeana oh don’t stop my clit has never felt so good!
Me Yeah it helps that my dick is so big that Goodyear has to make my condoms.
Jeana oh don’t stop my clit has never felt so good!
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Subjective version of dick. Someone who stays off in their own little world and reacts hyper-sensitively to everyone. A clit is sheltered and defensive. They pout all the time and are never assertive, and are either always on edge or completely aloof. They take everything as a personal insult. You have to pry everything from these people, as they will always try to get you to come to them as a form of power trip.
They are almost always coworkers, as they don’t socialize, but they can also be a family member.
They are almost always coworkers, as they don’t socialize, but they can also be a family member.
Jennifer: man, Dave is being such a clit.
Adam: I know, he broods by himself all day. I can tell he wants me to ask what’s wrong. There’s no way I’m falling for that trick!
Jennifer: yeah, that’s a classic clit move. It’s like, a power thing. He wants to make his bad mood everyone else’s responsibility.
Adam: and if you DO get suckered into sympathizing, he tries to make you feel guilty for some reason and gets all overly reactive.
Jennifer: wow, what a clit.
Adam: yeah, let’s not be clits.
Jennifer: agreed.
Adam: I know, he broods by himself all day. I can tell he wants me to ask what’s wrong. There’s no way I’m falling for that trick!
Jennifer: yeah, that’s a classic clit move. It’s like, a power thing. He wants to make his bad mood everyone else’s responsibility.
Adam: and if you DO get suckered into sympathizing, he tries to make you feel guilty for some reason and gets all overly reactive.
Jennifer: wow, what a clit.
Adam: yeah, let’s not be clits.
Jennifer: agreed.
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