Alaskan Alarm-Clock

Pioneered in ice fishing camps in the far north, an Alaskan Alarm-Clock involves a male submersing his penis in frigid water, then cock-slapping a sleeping friend/spouse/significant other.

My girlfriend is so hungover, I'm gonna have to Alaskan Alarm-Clock her just to make me breakfast.

by ilikeclassyhoes December 29, 2010

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Raspberry Clock

The friendliest clock, Raspberry loves to take time out of his busy schedule to show how much he cares for everyone on Newgrounds.

Rasberry is so cool.

by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004

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Beat the clock is a great, although difficult game to play. When fucking a girl from behind, you pull out a knife and stab the girl. You then have to fuck her hard enough to "beat the clock" and cum before she dies.

I was playing beat the clock with some whore last night but she died before I could nut. Now I've got mad blue balls.

by Lil Tigger July 1, 2005

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grandfather clock

When your girlfriend won't let you have sex with her because of her period.you then convince her to let you pull out her tampon with your teeth, you then sit on her chest and hold her arms down as you proceed to swing the blood soaked plug over her face like a pendulum

I gave Kristi a grandfather clock today

by brown Charlie October 4, 2008

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monkey clock

a game in rhythm heaven that RTgame is horrible at

RTgame after playing monkey clock: is there a rhythm hell?

by zman90 February 5, 2021

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3 o'clock

To be "3 o'clock" means to be cool, awesome, off the hook/hizzy.

Friend 1: "Dude!! Check out what I landed! RISER SEATS TO THE UNC-DUKE GAME! How rad is that?!"

Friend 2: "DUUUUUUDE!!! That's is SO 3 o'clock!!

time school 3 clock o'clock sports three rad awesome

by wordmasta1991 February 6, 2012

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punch the clock

Another euphemistic phrase coined by The Colbert Report, this time referring to the solitary action of masturbation -- "better than sex because it's on your time" therefore "Punching The Clock".

Stephen closed and locked the bathroom door, sighed, glanced at his watch, and proceeded to punch the clock.

by Not Stephen Colbert October 8, 2007

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