The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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It makes me put this in the example: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

by iudfogusoiuh February 1, 2017

take her to church

When a guy wants to eat a girl's junk on a Friday night.

When you tell your buddy "Imma take her to church"
Guy asks girl, "Hey can I take you to church?"

by Rapidfireiv November 21, 2016

Charcoal Monkey

a woman who has eaten too much and can no longer walk. Instead, they are stuck living in bed, awaiting death by various mishaps like liver failure and sweet cakes.

"did you see that woman?"
"yeah dude shes a charcoal monkey."

by Moonshine Billy November 2, 2011

pop a chucci

the act of getting an erection

Girl: "I need you to pop a chucci"
Boy: "I already have"

by kexxx January 5, 2011

church

song by outkast about a place of worship

"Sometimes life can keep you down, with your face all in the dirt/
Now if you feel that left behind, need to get up and go to
church"

by jewsus April 19, 2005

Churching

Any method use by a Church to make money.

That's a nice church, they must do a lot of churching chaching chaching.

by Kat William March 11, 2010

church on the move

When everybody at a club or wherever you're at has to leave immideatley.

Devonta: Oh Crap! That's my ex! CHURCH ON THE MOVE!

by NotLydia January 7, 2009