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man-child

a new way to say boy instead of saying it the normal boring way
old fart down the street: those damn man-children came and graffitied my whole fence!
by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004
mugGet the man-childmug.

Nigerian Child Snatcher

A pedophile commonly found on the plains of Africa stealing children of a certain degree of athletic abilities and selling them in an underground market for sexual or common housework uses.
That nigerian child snatcher was caught yesterday, all the children were released back into the wild.
by Spartin228 June 30, 2011
mugGet the Nigerian Child Snatchermug.

only child syndrome

Only-Child-Syndrome
a teenager or young adult that still acts like a self-centered little bitchbaby because they were coddled by their parents for their entire lives. These motherfuckers will get mad if you forget their birthday, or miss even the smallest of parties or events. They will likely have close relationships with their neighbors to make up for the lack of siblings. They think that they are entitled to everything and are spoiled rotten by their parents and grandparents. You will likely find them complaining or more commonly whining. They are so sheltered, they likely have little knowledge on any adult-topics and an even greater lack of social skills. Do not get involved with an only child.
(sarcasm) "I'd like to thank u all for coming it means so much to me 2 have all of ur support! Love u guys!"(end sarcasm)

why did she think we'd show up? she told us about this literally an hour before it started!

because she thinks the world revolves around her- it's Only Child Syndrome
by aud38 October 18, 2016
mugGet the only child syndromemug.

Child Trafficking Services

Like child protective services, but in Mexico because they'll place your damn children in a semi and keep them for sex trade.
dave: Have you heard alissa was sold off to the Mexican's child trafficking services?
me: Yeah.. I heard about her getting kidnapped by CTS. Hope she's ok
by GreenKid200000 xmas August 11, 2017
mugGet the Child Trafficking Servicesmug.

colorful emo child.

some one who dresses is normal colors but always looks for attention by being sad.
for example: samantha wears normal colors but is always looking for attention from everybody by being sad so samantha is a colorful emo child.
by girlstuckinbox January 4, 2008
mugGet the colorful emo child.mug.

goddamn idiot child

when someone is so stupid you want to damn them to hell
u: i just flushed my iphone down the toilet looool
me: you goddamn idiot child
by gdrag0n September 22, 2013
mugGet the goddamn idiot childmug.

small black child

An extremely large shit that both felt like birth when it came out, and made you a proud single mother. It is the product of impulsive action and a chipotle burrito the size of a black dick.
After the wurst festival, Charles excused himself to deliver a small black child in the unisex toilet at the nearest 7-11.
by Allierace November 25, 2014
mugGet the small black childmug.

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