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rusty cave

When your partner asks you to not clean your butthole before they toss your salad.
Jenny had been thinking about tossing Paulies salad all day...she wanted the musk, the sweat, the dirt and everything in between. Pauly knew this so not only did he keep his butt unclean but he barely wiped it after a number two so she could have the full rusty cave experience.
by Seaguller12 January 15, 2015
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Cock cave

by NumNutz79 May 10, 2016
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almost cared

Woman Starts talking about her long boring day with her friends.

Man: Oh I almost cared
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Man cave

Tonight I am going hang out in my man cave. Maybe i should take her out to dinner first.
by Crazyhorse June 6, 2017
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Retarded Caveman

Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.
Damn! That girl's hairline is so low, she looks like a retarded caveman!
by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018
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Sheet caked

Damn Lexi and I got sheet caked last night
by Bomberbiff March 7, 2020
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Cum cave

A cave formation molded by semen for hundreds of years in order to sustain maximum moisture on the walls of the cave, and is the place for couples to endulge in massive orgies over one kiss or a handhold, as it gives everyone unusual sexual desires and a want to fuck, you can't control yourself and after some time become a sex goblin.
Guy: Let's go have sex in cum cave.
Girl: No you sex goblin.
Guy: Please?
Girl: Okie dokie.
by Harzenio July 21, 2020
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