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captain sabertooth

Captain Sabertooth is a Norwegian pirate and leader for all the death metal bands from scandinavia! People in the cold nord pay tribute to the devil by listening to his songs, like "Hiv-o-hoi snart er skatten vår"
-Let's put on some music!
-Yeah! I think Captain Sabertooth just made a new album
by big dick twins October 13, 2014
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Captain Urban

The super hero who represents Urban Dictionary.
A hero has been born.
Save me Captain Urban! I'm being attacked a bunch of angry letters!
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by collinbu98 January 17, 2015
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captain crunch hangover

You have eaten anywhere from one bowl to a whole box of Captain Crunch and the roof of your mouth is scraped to hell.
Man, I have such a bad Captain Crunch hangover that there's dead skin dangling over my palette.

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I ate a pizza that was way too hot and it feels like a Captain Crunch hangover. Weird isn't it?
by SavvyRedhead July 25, 2015
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Captain Obvious

A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious.
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.
by ThatPyro September 16, 2015
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Captain Extra

A male attention whore/ drama king. Known for acting extra. Hails from Total Drama Island.
Damn, Captain Extra, you'd think Roy Rogers had a personal grudge against you! It's just a missing ketchup packet!
by Sambonater21 October 20, 2015
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Cantankerous

bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative.
Wow, can you believe Carol from accounting? What a cantankerous bitch.
by Spunty January 21, 2016
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Captain Kirk

Watch left, Captain Kirk is gonna blow his load!

She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
by fmywet87 March 17, 2016
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