Canon

Canon is someone who is outgoing, tries to be funny, and a ladies man. He’s a complete flirt so be careful! Canon is NOT someone to be in a long term relationship with, rather be would like one night stands or flings. If Canon really has his heart into something though, he will commit fully (rare) also his dad may or may not be a complete dilf!

Canon is always flirting with those girls!

by Real onion 101 June 5, 2020

canonically queer

Canonically queer are prime queer rep! They are queer. They get to live. They get to love. They are our happy ending queer rep we've been looking for.

Did you know that *insert two characters* are canonically queer!

by IM QUEER AN IM HERE February 18, 2021

spam canon

A spam canon sends an artillery barrage of posts to a forum or message board. See also, Spamzilla and Tspam-nami.

Intercaust posts porn on the forums at www.leghumper.com like he is using a spam canon.

by Intercaust February 4, 2004

wax the cannon

to jerk your gerkin. to masturbate. to wank off.

"dude my wrist is so freakin sore because I wax the cannon like 8 times a day."

by sam west January 10, 2008

Cannon

Sike.
The person doesn't mean it

Josh says,"i love you.", he don't mean it. So he says, "Cannon!"

by mizzsweethoney1 May 4, 2008

Cannon

Another term for a pickpocket.

Keep tabs on that young cannon.

by Pcooper May 6, 2008

Cannonball

Bend down in the shower and mastubate, but right before you cum stand up and it shoots like a cannonball. (might hit the shower wall)

Dude yesturday I did the cannonball and it got all over the shower wall. Dude it was sick.

by Chris Faria February 20, 2009