by duffs14 June 12, 2011
Get the jingly call mug.Mary Calls are knows to be amazing once you first meet them, but as you really get to know them, you'll see how shitty they are and how manipulative they can be. They will do anything and everything to make sure you do what they want. You don’t realize how you’re being toyed with until you have a falling out, you will definitely have many of those. And every single time they promise to be nice about it and say they’ll never hurt you again, it's a lie. They say they’ll get better. Bullshit. More lies.
In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.
In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.
by MilkedYaMum February 1, 2018
Get the Mary Call mug.Marines are horny and adaptable individuals who are always ready when needed, like bar fights or getting a plump woman laid
Call a Marine
Instead of 911
They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek
And you’ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!
Instead of 911
They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek
And you’ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!
by Bob Saget Does Oral July 20, 2018
Get the Call A Marine mug.A sports term used to describe a call that is obviously biased to the home team, while calls for the away team are more droll, boring, insulting, or quiet.
Homer call, after home team scores:
"INCREDIBLE! THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!! (Home Team) SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
After away team scores:
"This is so sad I feel like puking looking at it!"
"INCREDIBLE! THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!! (Home Team) SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
After away team scores:
"This is so sad I feel like puking looking at it!"
by Maximum_Spider December 14, 2012
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he was tired off getting off alone, he decided to call a specialist!
roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!
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by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
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Get the calling professor mug.(n.) An after-hours text from one’s boss demanding they return to the office. A professional's Booty Call.
Originated after the French Revolution, when the proletariat was forced to work long hours at the boutique because ownership had been killed by the Guillotine. Today, is often answered by individuals with a crumbling social life or a disturbing obsession with their boss.
Those who respond to a Boutique Call will often matter-of-factly mutter “No emotions, just promotions” before rollerblading all the way back to the office, in decline.
Originated after the French Revolution, when the proletariat was forced to work long hours at the boutique because ownership had been killed by the Guillotine. Today, is often answered by individuals with a crumbling social life or a disturbing obsession with their boss.
Those who respond to a Boutique Call will often matter-of-factly mutter “No emotions, just promotions” before rollerblading all the way back to the office, in decline.
Tom's Boutique Call led to "Quick Fix and Chill" session with his boss, as they watched HR videos and massaged each others' data.
by nolandc October 5, 2019
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