fuck bumper

The fuck bumper is the rounded fatty tissue above a woman's vagina on top of the pubic bone. It is technically called the mons pubis or pubic mound in Latin. It is also called the mons or the Hopkins.

"Dude, she had a soft fuck bumper. There was plenty of cushion for the pushin'."

"Check out the Hopkins on her."

by Garymx April 29, 2014

Thunder bump

It's a high-five with your penis

Dude, give me a thunder bump bro!

by Meganthelawyer May 31, 2016

muff bumper

A term to describe lesbians.

I saw two women holding hands as they walked down the street and thought, "they must be muff bumpers."

by Jooba Jooba November 3, 2019

Saskatoon Fist bump

A/The Canadian colloquial phrase for a Handjob, typically suffixed by Ey.

"And that was when she got down in the snow and gave me a Saskatoon Fist bump Ey!"

by Crinc April 20, 2015

Phantom dick bump

Its when someone wears a male figured jeans and there is a bump that looks like they have a penis, but its all an illusion.

Look at her phantom dick bump, she probably took this pair from her father

by Themilkseeker March 20, 2022

Bumper Boobs

A novelty item that is attached to a vehicle's trailer hitch.

Cindy: "I just got some Bumper Boobs, and I'm gonna put 'em on my truck hitch."
Darryl: "They're just like my Truck Nuts."

by Bonch Nifkin January 21, 2013

monkey bumper

One who is not a negro, who has sexual relations with a Negro.

Since the ethnicity of his sex partners is unimportant to Joe- he is also a monkey bumper.

by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009