brown gold

To leave a turd in somebody else's toilet and not flush. Usually done as a joke or to stink up one's apartment.

See shit

Shit yo! That dumb mother fucker left some brown gold up in here.

by zippi October 3, 2003

brown squirrel

The act of a woman holding cum in her cheeks making them appear puffy like a squirrel's directly after performing an ass-to-mouth. The final step of the brown squirrel is to smack both cheeks simultaneously causing the cum to be sprayed violently from the mouth.

My cum was all over the wall after I pulled a brown squirrel on that chick.

by german skeez January 13, 2009

Brown Eye BBQ

The act of lubing up a penis with BBQ sauce, fucking a girl in the ass, then when finished- insert a savory chicken wing into her butthole which "sauces it up", and feeding it to her. Not to be confused with the "Dirty Buffalo Wing".

Friend 1. "Man, those wings were good last night."

Friend 2. "Yeah, I took some home and had a Brown Eye BBQ with my girlfriend."

by 8172 September 6, 2009

Brown out

When engaging in multiple penetration anal sex, a brown out occurs when there are too many dicks in a girl or guys ass and someone realizes that their dick is not making any contact with the ass and is completely surrounded by other dicks.

The gangbang was going really well until someone discovered they were in a brown out, and then it was just really gay.

by Analog Ken March 22, 2010

brown bag

Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.

guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*

by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004

brown glacier

When you give a girl a cleveland steamer, and she mashes it all up between her breasts.

She turned my cleveland steamer into a brown glacier. it was so hot.

by plasticus April 28, 2004

brown knot

The term that is usually used to refer to the butt-hole. Also known as the Sphincter.

"I was going to go naked-jogging so I bent over to tie my shoe, and raphael came up behind me and put his weiner in my brown knot!"

"I was having cybersex with "Cyber-Kat23" and she started telling me her dirty thoughts, she said she was purring, and sticking her tail in my face, and then she said she was licking my brown knot with her sand-papery tongue! It was so kinky it made me cum like a wildcat."

by Jon Botkin and David Meece January 30, 2006