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Phelpsian breakfast

A breakfast of epic proportions (thousands of calories).

After Michael Phelps, World-Class swimmer and Olympic gold medalist, who consumes up to 12,000 calories per day.
My mother made a Phelpsian breakfast for us, knowing that we would need a lot of calories for our upcoming project.
by Shaunomalous October 16, 2008
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Bro-Break

When two bros go on a friendship break.
Diego said Justin didn't have his swag on, now he hasn't talked to him for a week, they're on a bro-break.
by Not Dan Win April 25, 2009
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Jacksonville breakfast

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.
Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.
by scubasteven November 23, 2009
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Cute Break

To watch cat videos on CuteBreak.com, or any other website hosting videos of furry animals.

Mostly used as a break from mind-numbing work, taking a cute break often leads to hours of procrastination.
Tired of filling out TPS reports, Peter took a quick cute break to ease his Monday blues.

"Awwww, Look at Maru play in that box!"
by KHrippS January 4, 2010
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Nutritional Break

This is a phrase often used by managers and human-resources personnel to describe a break in the work day set aside for food and drink. Rather that using the colloquial terms "coffee break" and "lunch", this phrase will often be invoked in an attempt to sound politically correct , educated and sophisticated. The phrase is most often used at work shops, meetings, seminars and focus groups hosted by public-sector organizations such as Universities.
Johnathan from HR:

"OK people, we are now going to take 15 minutes for a nutritional break. Please help yourself to coffee and muffins located at the back of the seminar room."
by Dr. Zauis March 13, 2010
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A Beaker

When someone makes a frown so intense that it resembles the muppet character, Beaker. Usually reserved for a late night intoxicated photo opportunity
"That guys frown was so intense. It's definitely "A Beaker"
by ice1013 May 6, 2010
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fantasy break up

The act of telling your friend that he cannot solely rely on you for fantasy sports advice. Usually occurs after many text messages or emails asking about trades and/or waiver pickups
Bob: Yo, should I trade Derek Jeter for Vlad Guerrero? I needs me some ribbies.

Fran: Bob, I need to fantasy break up with you
by Mr. Fantasy Guru May 27, 2010
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