Skip to main content

Brandon's Law 

"Brandon's Law" is the convention that each individual that consumes a good(s) or service(s) - regardless of whether it constitutes active or passive usage - bears full responsibility of the cost(s) and/or monetary expense(s) associated with consumption of that particular good(s) or service(s). It is attributed to Brandon Patel, undergraduate student and part-time researcher at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.
"Because of Brandon's Law, I now have to pay the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) the necessary royalties for humming the tune to 'Li'l Jon feat. Ice Cube - Real Nigga Roll Call' during my flight to Los Angeles two months ago."
Brandon's Law by Napalm 99 January 18, 2007
Brandon's Law mug front
Get the Brandon's Law mug.
See more merch

Brandon Cubley 

awesome guy that loves metal. has long hair and can play guitar very well. often optimistic. doesn't love easily, but when he does it's usually for a long time.
Dude, Brandon Cubley has to be the best friend any one could every have!!
Brandon Cubley by !cubley! May 22, 2011

brandon curse 

This is what you call falling in love with a farmer.
Man you went to Texas and met that farmer and got the brandon curse
brandon curse by Puppppy123 January 31, 2017

brandon middleton 

Wow Brandon Middleton is the love of my life
brandon middleton by Minxisdead March 29, 2017

brandon hernes 

Somebody that can’t take mirror selfies and says bet after every sentence.
You see that guy on Snapchat posting mirror selfies with the caption “I can’t take mirror selfies 😭😭” and replying to everyone saying “bet” he’s a real Brandon Hernes
brandon hernes by Ideate May 9, 2018

brandon deel 

slutty bitch ass nigga wit a gold toof
brandon deel by JD Horn May 14, 2018

Brandon McCarthy 

To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20
I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy
Brandon McCarthy by Sandman September 14, 2018