Tokyo Branch of specsavers

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example

That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

lucy branch

bingbong

pump her and dump her Logan A-2023 lucy branch

by iamcarter April 27, 2023

North Branch School

A cult/ hippie school in the middle of the woods that raises insane and mentally unstable children. Is also one of the coolest places in the world. There are a lot of your mom jokes and some pretty weird ass kids (exept for Genevieve, Maggie and maybe Fiona). Be careful though if you thinking about attending North Branch, bc sometimes the work is hard but it all pays off in the end. Also be careful of these people: Colt, Oliver and Edward because they are some pretty weird kids

"omg your going To NORTH BRANCH SCHOOL!!!!!"

"yes, please save me"

by Somebodyhurtme May 10, 2023

body branch

Euphemism for a penis.

She wanted to see that thang so I snapped a pic a that body branch for her.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023

Poo Branch

A big log of poo that fell out of someone's bum. People are known to swing from them from time to time.

*man doing poo squawks* "Aaah! What a relief to squeeze that beauty out.

Now it's time to get my hands dirty...

Boy do I love a poo branch"

by Rajjan Schmitzel June 13, 2023

Russell Branded

When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.

"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"

by CoronaMan September 18, 2023

a branch stewart

a type of person who heavily enjoys the video game hollow knight and will do everything in their power to make you play it.

"God you wont stop talking about hollow knight your being a branch stewart"

by fakesongofsilk January 3, 2024