bottomless boat

The act of putting plastic wrap on one's partner's face, and then defecating on it.

Dude, I talked your girlfriend into a bottomless boat last night. Boy, was she surprised when she found out what it was.

by Fresh fruit April 17, 2008

Bikini Bottom

The infamous chat full of retarded people that accidentally wiped out humanity, but they're still around. Unfortunately.

Bikini Bottomer 1: fuck you ♡
Bikini Bottom 2: fuck you ♡

by Rowdyjsc7 July 18, 2019

fruit on the bottom

In gay intercourse between two men, if they both lie horizontally, the one who is at the lowest altitude.

"That dude is, quite literally, a fruit on the bottom," exclaimed Dave as he saw his friend Tony getting japed.

by Davezor January 22, 2004

oral bottom

An oral bottom is a guy who likes to suck other dudes' dicks and eat their cum.

I'm versatile, but I slightly prefer being an oral bottom.

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

bottoms-up

1. Coitus a tergo, a sexual intercourse where a man is behind a woman, both kneeling. Also reffered to as doggy-style,dog-fashion.

While doing it bottoms-up she was moaning like crazy!

by necrotism May 26, 2006

Hit Bottom

When squatting down to do a poo outdoors. The poo is so L-O-N-G its head touches the ground before its tail has come out of your hole. If it's a hard one it will get stopped and won't be able to come out any more.

I was squatting for nearly 15 minutes waiting for my poo to finish coming out before I realized it had "Hit Bottom" and was stuck. I had to stand up to let the rest of it come out. constipation got one hanging poop

by Mickeymysterious4 April 23, 2009

bottomed out

Used as a way to describe the experience a person has with an air bed. As in the airbed is so deflated that your ass is touching the ground while attempting to sleep on it.

Hey man how was your air bed last night? "Aww man it was good the first few hours but then at like 4 AM I bottomed out."

by aaron_768 March 13, 2007