autistic biscuit

the smartest most amazing person you will ever meet. keep them, trust me

Person 1: Hey who is that?
Person 2: oh that’s the schools new autistic biscuit!
Person 1: oh the person that won 8 Nobel prizes?
Person 2: yeah!

Person 1: alright!

by Fart.Nugget June 2, 2018

Biscuit Body

When a person (male or female) is generally shaped like a tube of biscuits. Not really fat, but not skinny, and seemingly the same width from any angle.

Jim: Hey man, what do you think of Claire?
Bob: She's alright man. I mean, cute face but she's got a biscuit body.
Jim: Dude, I know. It's weird. She's cute but also not...

by colto January 9, 2016

mexican biscuit

When you get with a hot chick & have anal sex with her only to reach around & find she's got a cock. Since your not gay you pull out but your past the point of no return & shoot all over the trannies ass

That chick at the club was so hot she had me fooled.... I ended up giving her the Mexican biscuit

by Yogilicious March 23, 2017

visa biscuit

An attractive woman who will hook up with a man regardless of attraction for the purpose of obtaining a visa to said man's country.

That bar has plenty of hot locals but they are all visa biscuits.

by Ghengis Juan November 6, 2006

Whisper Biscuit

A silent but meaningful queef emanating from an ugly wet vagina

Every time I eat your mom out, she wafts a whisper biscuit up my nostril.

by Eatdeeznutz May 16, 2014

sea biscuit

A device used to zip across the water while being toed by a boat. A watersport device used to body-surf behind a ski-boat. A surfing like device - usually round and flared upwards at the edges - used to skim across the water at high speeds behind a ski-boat.

Max: "Do you want to do some skiing today?"
Scott: "Nah, lets get the sea biscuit out and get crazy on that glassy water!"

by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006

buttery biscuit

Similar to biscuit, meaning hot girl. But if she is extra hot she is a buttery biscuit or even golden browned and fresh out of the oven.

Their are also subcategories: Executive biscuit, a hot woman in a business suit for example.
Underage biscuit, under 18 hottie
Good little biscuit, pleasing hottie

by Andrew Browning September 7, 2005